Saturday, June 06, 2009

On Having Children

Having kids means hearing strings of words that do not normally go together in regular conversation.

This evening, after depositing the children in bed later than I had intended, I heard a mighty cry from the bedroom. I stormed in, with my best Scary Dad stomp, to see what was up, and my youngest cried out "Evan was licking my pillow."

What in the Hell am I supposed to say to that?


dogimo said...

Dude, how can you EVEN ask? The only appropriate response to that situation is for you to go get your guitar and write a song called "Evan Was Licking My Pillow."

The album could be called Scary Dad Stomp

Brutalism said...

Dogimo - I'd totally buy that.

Sean -- Stop buying such delicious pillows?