This from the US Weekly website yesterday (don't even ask why I was looking at this site):In this week's issue:
EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Announce Separation To Us Weekly 10pm EST
Now, officially speaking, I am terribly sad that my most-of-the-time employer People magazine didn't get the story first. For what it's worth, US claimed to have broken the news at 10 a.m., People at 11:30 a.m. Curse you, US Weekly.
But in real life, I must say: Thank God. Can we all stop talking about this now? Was there ever a story of romance and breakup that mattered less to anyone than this one? I suspect even Jessica's family is sick of this saga.
Am I wrong about this? Is there something about Jessica Simpson that I am missing, something that might make her matter?
Gosh, I wonder what Paris Hilton is up to this weekend?