Thursday, August 06, 2009

The truth comes out

Apparently, my awful secret has been revealed. Much as I pose a humble American journalist, I am in fact the illegitimate child of a Russian drifter named Shemp and famous film actress and Princess Grace Kelly.

There. I said it.

3 comments:

Brutalism said...

You mock, because you don't understand. (That's what the birthers are telling me.) When did this whole "birther" concept begin, anyway? I don't approve.

Magna said...

Ha! Ougadougou is in Burkina Faso, not Kenya!

These fake birth certificates are so riddled with errors.

Sean Scully said...

Yes, but "Ougadougou" is so much fun to say. Try it: Ougadougou! Ougadougou! Ougadougou!

Cures what ails you.