1. Things that should be in Clue but are not:
Can of poison
2. Possible solutions in the new, more realistic version of Clue:
Dwayne with the chainsaw in the carport
Marsha with the sledgehammer behind the shed
Rhonda with uncle Jed's shotgun in the mobile home.
Jimmy at grandma's house while she's at Bible study with grandpa's Luger he got off some kraut Nazi bastard at Bastogne.
Carol with the ground glass in the hamburger in the breakfast nook.