Once long ago, I got a fortune from a fortune cookie that said "You are the Greatest Person in the World." And really, who could disagree with that? So I taped it over my desk at work.
Then about a year later, I got another fortune at the same restaurant that said "Your stupidity is your greatest problem." I was taken aback, of course, but it's hard to argue with that one either. So I taped it up right under the other one.
I thought they made a nice kind of balanced presentation.
The other day, the boys and I had Chinese food and we got this as a fortune:
This one was a bit harder to make sense of. So I am taking a wait-and-see position.