Frogs come from eggs.
Caterpillars become Butterflies.
Plants grow from seeds.
Saying fuck in the school gym is a bad idea.
Calling your camp counselor "gay" is also a bad idea.
It is possible to be expelled from summer camp.
Singing the Indiana Jones theme as loudly as possible is great way to make Dad start yelling.
Sometimes it is necessary to deal with an overbearing older brother with a controlled application of violence.
"Unbreakable" plates aren't.
Dirt tastes good.
Batting your eyelids in an adorable and apologetic way sometimes gets you out of real trouble.