Ever look through the pile of junk mail and see something you just have to open? Today I received a solicitation to "save 50%" on something called JLC - the "Journal of Light Construction." This amused me, seeing as how I am more inclined to read the "Journal of No Construction Whatsoever."
This is so absurdly specific that I was momentarily tempted to subscribe. I mean, God, it's only $1.67 an issue.
I can hardly wait for the piece on Coil Framing Nailers. And who wouldn't want to read about "Profiled stools and aprons with applied moldings."